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iRobot Scooba Floor Washing RobotTue, 11 Oct 2011 15:37:45 -0500 Earn Your Keep Yes, your snooty purebred kitten certainly looks very classy, but what does it DO? Because we’re in the 21st Century, my friend. There’s no more freeloading here. Those days of old, when some hippy parakeet could sit back and get told he’s a pretty boy 24/7, those days are OVER! These days a pet’s gotta work! You want to get that puppy chow? Better get a job at the dog track! You want cedar chips? Better plug that hamster wheel into a generator! And that’s why my favorite pet is this iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot. Let’s face it, the Scooba just “gets” it. All it takes is a little cleaning solution and 98% of that freeloading bacteria is gone, gone, gone. Hardwood, tile, linoleum, the powerful 4-stage cleaning system covers each floor zone multiple times, making any house as clean as clean can be. I barely have to lift a finger! I’m telling you, this iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot really enriches my life. Not like that long-haired guinea pig who used to clean up around here. Always made me so guilty to see it moping around, covered in dust. And who wants to feel guilty about not cleaning up their own house? It just wasn’t fair to me at all! But now, I can enjoy the gentle purr of a busy robot, doing my chores as I live the life I choose. So no more free speech for you, yappy little dogs. You abused that right. No more subversive lounging, you self-centered cats. Get out there and start mousing. Because the only pet I need is an iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot. It’s hard-working, obedient, and never stops until the job is done. It’s the pet for my lifestyle, at last! Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantyWarranty: 1 Year iRobot Condition: New Features:
4-Stage Cleaning Process 1) Preps – picks up dirt, sand and crumbs Product Specifications:
Additional Photos: In the box:
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